The other day as I was in the bathroom putting on my make-up our 5 yo ds came bounding in and hopped on the scale. He waited for the numbers to settle and let out a loud groan. " I am just too many pounds"...he said as he let out a deep sigh. He then looked at me and said, "It's because I read my Bible every day. It makes you grow you know."
I think I'll try that line at my next physical.. ;o) It's not the french fries.. it's my Bible reading pushing that BMI upwards.